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ABOUT OUR NUZZ-BUSTIN' PRODUCTS:

TEE SHIRTS - preshrunk, 100% cotton; seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Images and text are high-quality iron-on transfers. Washing & care instructions included -- but you want them to eventually look like hell anyway. Except maybe for the collectibles. They should be locked away in a safety deposit box, along with your jewelry, life insurance policies, and porn. Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. Children's sizes are also available but must be special ordered. (Please email customer service to order.)

ASS PATCHES- preshrunk, 100% cotton. Unfinished edges for more versatility.

MAGNETS- matt surface. Strong enough to hold paper and photos to most metal surfaces -- except beer cans and our CD.

larger image Ümlaut tee - Ümlaut $25 TEXT - Ümlaut ültimate über Select Color Blackhole BlackVirgin WhiteGranny Gray Select Size smallmediumlargex-largexx-large	larger image Umlaut tee - 4 dots $25 TEXT - (Ümlaut) 4 dots are gooder then 2 Select Color Blackhole BlackVirgin WhiteGranny Gray Select Size smallmediumlargex-largexx-large
larger image Ümlaut tee - I Hate $25 TEXT - I hate everybody (& U2) Select Color Blackhole BlackVirgin WhiteGranny Gray Select Size smallmediumlargex-largexx-large	larger image Ümlaut tee - I M KÜL $25 TEXT - I M KÜL (Ümlaut ültimate über) Select Color Killer CamoCowpie Green Select Size smallmediumlargex-largexx-large
larger image Ümlaut tee - fast loud $25 TEXT - Ümlaut fast loud stüpid Select Color Blackhole BlackVirgin WhiteGranny Gray Select Size smallmediumlargex-largexx-large	larger image Ümlaut tee- gimme noise $25 TEXT - gimme noise (Ümlaut) Select Color Blackhole BlackVirgin WhiteGranny Gray Select Size smallmediumlargex-largexx-large
larger image Ümlaut tee - cowpie heart $25 TEXT - Cowpie Heart (Ümlaut) Select Color Cowpie GreenPoop Brown Select Size smallmediumlargex-largexx-large	larger image Ümlaut asspatch - KÜL $10 3 x 4 inches. TEXT - I M KÜL (Ümlaut ültimate über)
larger image Ümlaut asspatch- gimme noise $10 3 x 2 inches. TEXT - (Ümlaut) gimme noise!	larger image Ümlaut asspatch - fast loud $10 4 x 4 inches. TEXT - fast loud stüpid (Ümlaut)
larger image Ümlaut CD/DVD $25 Get the CD that started it all! Autographed liner notes! Also includes DVD of music videos not available anywhere else! This is now a collector's item after Ümlaut changed their name. (Listen to sample tracks at httpcdbaby.comcdumlaut)	larger image Ümlaut asspatch - I Hate $10 3 x 3 inches. TEXT - I Hate Everybody (& U2)
larger image Ümlaut magnet - I M KÜL $8 1.5 x 2 inches. TEXT - I M KÜL (Ümlaut)	larger image Ümlaut magnet - fast loud $8 1.5 x 1.5 inches. TEXT - fast loud stüpid (Ümlaut)
larger image Ümlaut poster - the band $35 CD release poster of the band, Ümlaut, before their name change to Ümlaut with 4 dots not 2. Autographed by Hans (guitar), Karl (vocals) and Kurt (drums). Collector's dream!	larger image Ümlaut magnet - 4 dots $8 2 x 1.5 inches. TEXT - 4 dots R gooder then 2 (Ümlaut)