Jirí Cêch says: "Buy my stuff and become instantly attractive!"*

TEE SHIRTS - preshrunk, 100% cotton; seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Images and text are high-quality iron-on transfers. Washing & care instructions included -- but you want them to eventually look like hell anyway, don't you? Except maybe for the collectibles. They should be locked away in a safety deposit box, along with your jewelry, life insurance policies, and porn. Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. . Children's sizes are available but must be special ordered. Please email customer service to order.

UNDERSHIRTS (tank tops) - preshrunk 100% Cotton; banded neck and armhole, double-needle bottom hem. Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.

BOXER SHORTS - airy100% cotton, fly front and hidden elastic waistband. Adults sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL

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Jirí tee - LTD shtlist
$35
LIMITED EDITION OF 100. Each shirt individually numbered 1-100. First come, first serve, beginning with lowest numbers. TEXT - #-- on Jirí's shit list.
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Jirí tee baby Jirí
$25
TEXT - THE JIRÍ CHRONICLES by Debra Di Blasi

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Jirí tee - The real Jirí Cęch™
$25
TEXT - The real Jirí Cęch™ (is an asshole)

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Jirí tee - Realer than you
$25
TEXT - Realer than you (with Jirí logo)
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Jirí tee - it's a man's world
$25
TEXT - it's a man's world
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Jirí tee - who is the real Jir
$25
TEXT - Who is the real Jirí Cęch?
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Jirí undershirt - the real
$20
TEXT - The real Jirí Cęch™ (is an asshole)

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Jirí undershirt - realer
$20
TEXT - Realer than you (the real Jirí Cęch)

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Jirí undershirt - man's world
$20
TEXT - it's a man's world
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Jirí boxers - ordinary dick
$20
TEXT - not your ordinary dick
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Jirí boxers - ordinary vagina
$20
TEXT - not your ordinary vagina
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* Buying Jirí's stuff in no way guarantees attractiveness, especially if you have a shitty personality. Jirí is a liar.