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TEE SHIRTS - preshrunk, 100% cotton; seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Images and text are high-quality iron-on transfers. Washing & care instructions included -- but you want them to eventually look like hell anyway, don't you? Except maybe for the collectibles. They should be locked away in a safety deposit box, along with your jewelry, life insurance policies, and porn. Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. . Children's sizes are available but must be special ordered. Please email customer service to order.

UNDERSHIRTS (tank tops) - preshrunk 100% Cotton; banded neck and armhole, double-needle bottom hem. Adult sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL.

BOXER SHORTS - airy100% cotton, fly front and hidden elastic waistband. Adults sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL

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